XOX is a large pale white skinned man with black, scrawny hair and a short mustache. He has a big long nose and yellow eyes. He has dark purple lips and crooked yellow teeth. He wears a gray jacket and a black shirt underneath. He also has a butt shaped chin like his son. He wears gray pants and black boots.
As Mr. Troublemeyer, his appearance is less suspecting. His back is not hunched, his hair is placed on top of his head instead of the back, his teeth are perfectly white and his skin color is peach colored. His eyes are not beady and have no bags under them and lips are also normally colored. He wears a blue collared t-shirt along with a purple tie. He also wears jeans with a belt along with black boots.
- He is cross between a Danny DeVito and late Vincent Price.