Protagonist is the nameless character and the main antagonist of the song "Such Horrible Things" by the band Creature Feature.

Throughout the song, the character describes all the horrible stuff he has done in his life to the audience and admitting that although he deserves the most gruesome of deaths, he was happy with all of his crimes. Also, he tries to admit that he is not a bad man despite his heinous acts, but changes his mind at the last second and fully admits that he really is as bad as people say. He is currently 18 years old, and in solitary confinement as he is narrating all of the crimes he has committed in his life. From the day he was born, he scorned his parents' name, and over the years would eventually drive them both insane and ruin their lives. He experienced his first act of hostility by biting the nurse that delivered him. He refers to his birth as a curse, though whether or not he meant this literally can be up to speculation.